I have to disagree with this terminology I mean, what the fuck. We don't bring the law down on this shit. Putting a person outside doesn't deter theft, just makes us pay for another person's wages, which is more than how many are being stolen. I have other ideas of what we truly are.
Ice Trader:
Trap the ice in large containing vessels.
Cart them off to a holding container, one on top of the other one.
Keep them under lock and key, never to see the sunlight.
Being sold and taken from the others, never to see them ever again.
The buyer inspects them prior to buying them to ensure they buy the "right" one.
Ice Pimp:
Take cash money paid up front.
Must prove we have authorization for the purchase.
Get frequent requests for multiples.
People get upset when limit 15 for their parties.
We ask the purchasers to go outside to get them.
Customers sometimes prefer the hard ones, sometimes prefer the wet ones.
Customers wish we had the smaller ones, cause they feel better in the mouth.
Ice dealer:
Customers, like some fucking addicts, get upset when we don't have any more.
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