I think Chris and others need an outlet to the happiest place to work for.
No Really, is there any other place that is going to pay you for doing shit work? Is there any other place that is going to make you get a doctor note for a car problem? Is there a place that doesn't give you a pass when you are late because of a funeral procession?
And finally is there any other place that has an overnight Sasquatch that rips off the top of a black box to get nuts, cause he sure loves his nuts.
Let's forget about the crazy shirtless man running through the parking lot, or his rottweilers, and remember the good times.
Let's remember that the store has issues, but I only can deem it as hell with fluorescent lights.
Welcome all you mother fuckers to the Happy Beaver. Leave your humanity at the damn door.
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