Monday, May 3, 2010

Proper Vs. Evitman

Scenario: Man comes into store wanting to know if he buys a pack of cigs, can he get some matches for free.

Proper response: "I am sorry sir, we don't have any complimentary matches. We do have several types of lighters, that are available for purchase."

Evitman's response: "Mother Fucker, nothing is for free!"

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